Instructions for the abnormal pet companion, in which 20 animal species undergo exciting activities nearly impossible to imagine
Thought you’d escaped the Horrors of the Household? Think again!
Above are books I’ve published, along with links to Amazon, where you can buy them (and if you leave my website without purchasing one of them, I know who you are, and I will hunt you down, and stick a chopstick up your nose). I’ve written six books in rhymed verse, including these. Humphrey is a 412-page novel, and Horrors and Zoozles are humorous poetry collections about made-up creatures, as is a sequel to Horrors, called Nightmares in the Neighborhood. Humphrey, Zoozles and Nightmares are for ages 11 and up, Horrors is for MG readers as is one more rhymed verse collection called Never Kiss a Crocodile, Never Slap a Skunk.